Saturday, January 19, 2013

Lance Armstrong's Pity Party, table for 1

So I watched the Oprah interview with Lance Armstrong, parts 1 and 2 are both found on youtube, commercial free. She definitely got back in the spotlight with this interview. Here are my thoughts on him.

1. Completely emotionless= not sorry.
2. His aversion to making eye contact makes me believe he lied to Oprah as well. 
3. "I've sued so many people, I didn't keep track". Are you serious??
4. Two hours was not enough. He needs to squirm and I think a few of his team members should have been able to grill him along with Oprah. I would have loved a fistfight or two.
5. He gets to make jokes about women and call them bitches but says "I never called you fat" like then we should be all "oh ok. We're cool then!" Umm no.
6. The only time he shows emotion is when he has to talk about his son Luke. It's about freakin' time. Too bad its ten minutes before the interview is over.
7. He didn't seem to care about trashing his ex-wife who stood by him. He seemed to dislike her for her religious background. That's exactly what he needs right now! Sheryl Crow wasn't mentioned at all either.
8. His poor mother gets no recognition and he doesn't apologize for putting her through all of this. Just because she's a "fighter" and "tough lady" doesn't mean she doesn't deserve better.
9. Awww, now he can't run in marathons or any sanctioned races. I don't care. For the rest of his life, he shouldn't even be able to attend any sanctioned race or sit in the stands.
10. Thanks for pointing out that in one weekend you lost all your advertisements that cost 75 million dollars, more than most of the population will ever see or earn. Yeah now I really feel sorry for you.


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