Thursday, January 17, 2013

5 Things NOT to say to a sick girl!



1. "You look tired." Really? Cuz I haven't slept, I'm congested, and I feel great. But thanks for pointing it out. Nothing like coming to work when I have to, slapping on the warpaint and pretending to feel fine, but have someone point out that you look like hell.

2. "You look sick." My green,clammy, blotchy skin gave you a hint, huh??

3. "What's wrong with you?" Why? Are you a doctor? Because unless you are, you can't help me. Now get away!!

4. "Are you hungry?" Um, yes but I'm sure it won't taste as good coming up, so I'll stick to soup and crackers, while you eat anything and everything you want. Someone tell me why everything smells sooo amazing when you can't have it?

5. "Have you taken any medicine?" No I just am going to suffer like this for my religious repentance. Of course I have!

So those are a start. If you have any others that drive you crazy, leave them below. 

Thanks for listening!
SportsNSprinkles

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